Reader’s Digest humour

Driving down the highway, I saw this slogan on the back of a well-known trucking company’s vehicle : “We Always Go the Extra Mile”. In the grime beneath it, someone had scrawled : “That’s Because We Missed the last Exit”.

Proper attire is required in the cafeteria at the University of Maine. to enforce this rule, the management posted this notice : “Shoes are required to eat in this cafeteria.” Next to it, a student added : “Socks can eat wherever they want.”

According to the National Sleep Foundation, 75% of adults say they have problems sleeping. The poll used a random of 1,056 adults who were called in the middle of the night.

Q : What did the pork chop say to the steak ?
A : Nice to meat you.

Heard aboard a crosstown bus : “When you exit, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you. ”

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